dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
