How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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