i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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