just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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