check it out our google latitudes are spooning
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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