when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
