Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
sarcasm needs its own font
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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