Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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