you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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