we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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