I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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