Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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