i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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