Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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