I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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