I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
