We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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