i think i have herpe
just one?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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