Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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