I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
