Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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