Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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