Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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