Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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