Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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