so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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