my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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