do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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