are you still at the devil's house?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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