Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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