She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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