i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
