I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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