she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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