Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
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Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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