conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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