That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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