I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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