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That's how twitter works, right?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He better not be in your backpack
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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