But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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