forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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