My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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