with your own penis?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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