It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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