I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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