Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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