Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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