do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
