I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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