I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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