it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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